ishimaruu:

if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

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growlithed:

the venn diagram of guys i like and guys i cant have is a circle

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17yr:

I DONT WANT TO CARE ABOUT THINGS!!! BUT!!! I!!!! DO!!!!!

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theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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rosaparking:

if u wouldnt kiss me that is fine, like totally cool just know that

1. i fucked yr mom
2. ur fuckin loser and i fuck ur mom

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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romulusthread:

panemsrebellion:

romulusthread:

STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT

you are a gay teenage boy

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

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